Published on July 18, 2007 By Zydor In Off-Topic
Ok lets see your creative side, and write a new script for the Enterprise, depicting whatever you wish.

Rules (hey there has to be some)
1. Its a bit of fun, stay out of the boring side of Politics, Religion and Women. Keep it light hearted, and please no pretence and false subtlety in attempts to break the rule. Such attempts are usually so obvious a Phaser Beam through the upper deck observation post is less clear in comparison, whatever the originator may think. Light hearted Political Satire is encouraged (if thats your thing in life), boorish serious comment is banned (whatever your thing in life), is the order of the day.

2. Pick up where the previous author left off - precisely at that point, your first word must flow in synergy with their last word, and make sense in the context of what you are about to say.

3. Each post must be a short story / episode in its own right. Doesn’t have to be completed, you can leave it hanging in the air for the next author to pick up, but it needs to have some unique threads to it.

4. Follow on episodes topics are not constrained by what has happened before. eg (in the middle of a gory battle sequence) "Suddenly ....... (end of last story) ...... he woke up sweating, staring at the dark ceiling wondering why he kept having these apocalyptic dreams.... (etc)

5. It can be a 'serious' episode, comic (good comedy tho  ), in the past present or future. Classic Enterprise story, GalCiv type, Classic Races, GalCiv Races, present day, Satire, whatever, but keep the story connection flowing back to the ship, dont stay away too long or it breaks continuity

6. Keep it clean ........ this is a family Site

7. Take the serious hat off, relax, regress, relive, and above all have fun

So it Begins =================================================================

He stared intently into the deep black darkness, his mind a whirlwind of emotion, doubt, energy, adrenaline pumped fear. His senses were jolted into hyper activity by the slightest suggestion of danger, the unknown, a sense of foreboding he had never felt before. The gentle vibration he felt around him seemed to shout "Stop, are you Crazy" as this unknown force tugged and pulled at his spinning emotions, punishing him for his self evident madness. He tried, he fought, twisted, turned, his brained yelled in synergy with this overwhelming desire to run, escape get away form this obvious insanity. There was a piercing flash of light, and he recoiled in fear, sweat pouring off his cold clammy forehead, pulse racing, chest pounding, screaming in horrible anticipation for what he was convinced was about to happen.

"Captain?, are you ok? " asked the radio operator. Suddenly, streaks of yellow and red lines leaped into his brain as a blurred rush of energy took over his vision and he watch fascinated as the lines converged into one bright spot, and he stared blankly at the sun's bright image in the moving space port doors as they majestically swung open, slowly clearing a way for the quivering ship whose engines growled in anticipation of the glorious release that was surely to follow when the docking restraints were released. Stars leapt into his vision and he quickly realised he had not succumbed to the dark forces he had felt earlier, as familiar star clusters and patterns shone through the now wide open Docking gates.

"I'm fine" he hoarsely replied, to the by now concerned member of the Duty Watch on the Enterprise. "Slow ahead on Impulse power, standby for Warp Factor 3 Scotty". The familiar Scottish reply seemed to calm his nerves, as the ship, the size of a small country on Earth, slid slowly from the Space Port. The Duty Watch relaxed as they detected their Captain assert his authority in his familiar confident manner over the largest ship the Federation has ever built for inter stellar travel, the latest in a long line of honourable Starships known as the Enterprise.

'All clear Captain' said Mr Spock gazing into the scanner displays. The ship leapt forward, unleashed as it obeyed Scotty's professional surgical response to his captains wishes for Warp Factor three. It felt free, majestic after its 12 year incarceration in the construction yard's dry dock. His pulse slowed, heart beat began to calm and the pounding in his chest eased as the ship made a perfect transition to Warp speed. Guess I shouldn’t have worried he thought, but he never had got used to the first launching of a new ship - particularly one so vital, so critical to the future of the Federation, that he still shuddered a little at the thought. To go where no man had gone before? What the hell was that supposed to mean. He still struggled with the vagueness of his orders, despite being many years old and accutely familiar.

There was no warning, the intensity was as absolute as it was excruciating when ...


Comments
on Jul 18, 2007
Kerk farted...

The sudden rupture in the time/space continuem (kerks fart),which happened at the same time that the ship warped the time space continuem (warp three), caused all the warning lights on the security panels, and everywhere else on the ship to start making variuos sounds and light patterns. Spock imediatly began to search for the problem, Kerk heard the voice of Spock, "A clingon interceptor?", and then the voice of Zulu, "Impossible, were still too close to the station.".

The ship suddenly rumbled and knocked him across the brigde, he felt weak, he could still hear Zulu and Spock trying to figure out what had gone wrong, then... he heard nothing.

Where am I?
on Jul 18, 2007
"You are in the Q Continum." a voice said. "And who are you!" said Kirk talking to the voice.
"I'm Q of course! Why I continue to bother myself with you're incredibly puny and weak minded race I do not know. However a certain arrogant bald headed captain of the starship Enterprise said that you started it all on your insignificant five year mission. So I thought I'd come back in time to see just how good you really were."

Wait a minute Kirk yelled, I'm the captain of the enterprise."

"You humans are so one dimetional," Q sneared. I said I came back in time! and now its time to see what your made off. I'm going to place you in a computer game in your pittiful little Enterprise. Your going to face at least 9 other races, oh and by the way it will be real. You and the rest of your crew can and will die if you don't make the right decisions."

Before Kirk could reply there was a flash of light and he was back on the Enterprise in an area of space unfamilliar to him. Everyone started questioning him, but he held up his hand for silence.

Looking towards the view screen he could see a gigantic ship coming to a rest directly ahead of the enterprise.

Uhura said there was an "Incoming transmission."

"Put it on screen." Kirk signaled as he spoke.

The creature on the screen...................
on Jul 19, 2007
Definatly looked mad.

He heard it start babbling in some strange language, so he turned his universal translator on, but he was too late, the only thing he heard was "Make your dicisssion now, or you will die."

He heard Uhura say, "Yep, it's a thalan battlecruiser".
Then the Thalan, "Well?...
And then he heard Uhura again, in a more worried voice, "Captain, they're beaming aboard."

Once again, he heard the strangest being he had ever seen, speak to him, "Captain James Kerk,.........
on Jul 19, 2007
Captain...Captain Picard! Wake up sir.

Opening his eyes and realizing he was just having a surreal dream and it was now gone, was the least of his problems. Still clearing his eyes, he saw staring down at him a weird and strange looking creature. A pronounced forehead and large cheekbones stood out like a Ferenghi's ears. Finally it dawned on him, "Mr Worf What seems to be the problem?" "We have arived at the pre-arranged co-ordinates sir." " Oh goodie, now perhaps Starfleet inteligance will tell us what the hell we are doing this far into the Neutral Zone in nothing but a runabout."

Sitting there, in silence, in hiding, the Romulan Warbird simply stared at the runabout like an owl watching it's prey's subtle movements before striking. There was no warning for either ship when.........
on Jul 19, 2007
the parking attendent arrived in his Spor Shuttle. He wistfully thought of the good old days of the parking ticket, he had always thought that instant disintegration of your ship for illegal parking was going a bit far. Anyway that damn Romulan Warbird was trying to pinch his parking slot, he was here first.

The Korath official obviously agreed as the Universal Translator barked into life with a torrent of ugly threats directed at the Romulan ship. He saw his chance, and deftly swung into the disputed geostationary orbit, leaving the Romulan ship to its fate.

But the Romulans had other ideas, they
on Jul 21, 2007
sent one final message to Captain Kerk, and the parking attendant, before self detonating their ship. "You, shall never find the agru tala. The universal translator did not translate what agru tala meant, which means that it was a new romulan word(s). "D*%# it, I forgot to buy time for my universal translator, all my minutes are f#^%ing expired."

"Spock, send the shuttle and find any survivors, find out what agru tala means."

What happens now is drastic. When (anonymous character) entered the airlock, he got sucked out into space by a hole in the airlock about an inch in diameter. And Spock had a very rare phobia of blood, so the airlock had to be sealed and cleaned before Spock would enter. "sissy", one of the gun operators said while passing by. Spock phasor zapped him before he could say,"you pointy eared freak, why are you the captains favorite? You aren't even the same species!"

Back on the bridge, zulu had pulled up the romulan Webster dictionary, it was huge. "Captain, agru tala means... Terror Star."

A terror star is a starbase that can move and implode planets and entire suns, with a super beam.

Uhura, who had had a crush on Kerk ever since she met him, said,"What shall we do Captain?"
on Jul 21, 2007
How did we get back to Kirk and Spock?????
on Jul 21, 2007
my question exactly!
on Jul 21, 2007
were we ever away from them? I read something wrong, just ignore my last post there.
on Jul 21, 2007
Captain Kirk replied "We find this Terror Star, of course!" Suddenly, an old man appeared before them, shrouded in a blue aura. "Kirk," he said. "Ben?" Kirk asked. "Kirk," Ben said,"You will go to the Zagobah system. There, you will use a photon torpedo to destroy the exhaust port of the Terror Star, causing a chain reaction which will destroy the Terror Star."

And so, the Enterprise and the parking attendant set a course for Zagobah, maximum warp. And when they got there, they saw...
on Jul 21, 2007
the Mycrosoft Battle Cruiser changing colour for the fifth time in as many minutes, as it struggled to find some kind of synergy, response, anything, as it twisted and turned to counter the threat posed by the cloud of Sylicon Rally fighters baying for blood. Kirk pondered the wisdom of the Federation's recent Alliance with the Rapple Corporation and their flashy new command modules - they might look good, but can they match the massive power of the Mycrosoft Battle Cruisers. The Sylicon Rally fighters were having a hard time, against these giant ships albeit they were holding their own, and Kirk feared Rapple was suffering the same fate, so why should we pull them out of the mire?

The Mycrosoft Rista beam jolted him back to reality as the Enterprise shuddered and lurched under the raw power of that chaos theory driven Mycrosoft nightmare - the lights flickered, and the deck quivered under its awsome power. The mess on the observation screen told hm all he need to know before Spock had the chance to tell him - that last Rista blast had severly damaged the central command module, and all he could see on the vital Observation deck screen was a jumble of white letters on a blue background. Kirk knew the initiative was slippling away. repeated hits from the Rista Beams were ripping the heart out of his command systems. Damned Rapple he thought, these were supposed to be Rista resistent systems

He finally gave in and answered despite the shields plunge to 30%, irritated at the incessant buzzing of the intercom in the arm of his chair,

"Trogboy, this had better be good, I cant see a damned thing up here, and the Mycrosoft Rista Beams are eating us alive"

Trogboy quickly outlined his plan to update the visual screens, and replace the unreliable Rapple interfaces crumbling under the Rista attacks. Kirk conferred with Spock about the wisdom of such a move, it was against all conventional thinking back on Earth. Scotty had joined them on the internal video screen, protesting that no-one could update the Rapple designed Command Systems that quickly - but time is running out, he warned, "the shields canna hold much longer".

Kirk gave the go ahead, and Trogboy and his Atardock team rushed to the Command Center. The problems and faults poured in from the harassed Command Deck Staff. The Observation Screens flickerd and spluttered as the Atardcok Team faught to bring life to the critical obeservation screens. Not a moment too soon, they lept into life, and Kirk could at last see the huge Mycrosoft Fleet bearing down on him, could at last evaluate the threats with his now clear screens.

NOW, he thought, NOW its our turn .... and swung round to Spock yelling

on Jul 21, 2007
???? bye
on Feb 19, 2009

How bout this one?

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