A strange energy source has swept the Galaxy, causing an unusual outbreak of original thought, common sense and honesty  ...  our scientists will keep an eye on the effects of this ........

-  XYZ News recently renamed itself Advert Income Corp.
-  At the ongoing Presidential Campaign, candidates announced that popular Issues and concerns were not the central plank of their campaigns, having great dental jobs and baby kissing techniques was.
-  Toothpaste manufacturers cancelled all their campaigns estolling the new enhanced features in the pipeline, announcing the need to "just use the damn stuff if you want clean teeth"
-  Internet boards have gone strangely quiet as a wave of "anti ego drivel" swept through board members
-  Industrial Gases companies supplying various gases for areas such as Bars and Hospitals renamed themselves as XXX Cylindar Rental Corp
-  On the secretive closed Planet of Toria, its Global news revealed they were in fact a Race of rampent "friendly" rabbits
-  The bottom dropped out of the Fashion Industry and leading figures and models declared "who the hell cares?"

Any other reports of this strange phenomina posted here will aid our scientists in their efforts to return to our usual dream world like position

Regards
Zy


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on May 28, 2008
Teens announce new pact to only have one partner for life; scientists discover greatly reduced STDs in group. More studies to follow.
on May 28, 2008
Albus Dumbledore learned all his magic spells from Papa Smurf.. film at eleven
on May 28, 2008
Scientists just admit that smoking increases the chance of getting any disease conceivable, they just get more money when they do a specific study for every disease that exists.

I bought CnC3 because the price sticker covered the EA logo on the box.

Politicians admit that corn based ethanol is a retarded idea.
on May 28, 2008
Myspace and Facebook join together to form "PayAttentionToMe.com"
on May 28, 2008
People on forums stop flaming and decide to read posts before posting.
on May 28, 2008
-Management types everywhere realize that bullet lists and PowerPoint slides are like sex toys--very personal, and best not used casually or lent to strangers
on May 28, 2008
People on forums stop flaming and decide to read posts before posting.


People on forums stop flaming and decide to read posts before posting...Wait did someone already post that?
on May 28, 2008
Fox News admits that it is infact just a tool of propoganda for the right wing.


And CNN isn't spewwing out propoganda for the left wing?



You are hear as the remainder of an unbalanced equation.


In other news, on account of this mega event journalists have stopped rolling out hypothetical hand grenades at bored celebrities, thus inflicting a cruel strain on the symbiotic chord which sustains the two industries... people everywhere are beginning to notice they do in fact have their own lives... the potential is terrifying... already desperate executives have ordered a doubling of CSi production rates
on May 28, 2008
scathis admits that he has fallen for me and wishes to prove his love by marrying me and giving me full access to everything related to demigod and supcom
on May 28, 2008
The 'Religious Right' finally admits that its support of Israel is really just so that they can get all the jews to go back so they can trigger the rapture!

In unrelated news, the same religious right finally sits down, shuts up, and actually reads the flacking book of revelations only to realize that the rapture is never mentioned and thus, by their own logic, is a heretical suggestion...

Sorry, the rants of an angry jew  
on Jun 02, 2008
This just in:

Pop star Dis Posable withdraws lawsuit against producers of SNL after reading the definition of 'satire' in a dictionary.
on Jun 02, 2008
This just in:

Pop star Dis Posable withdraws lawsuit against producers of SNL after reading the definition of 'satire' in a dictionary.
on Jun 02, 2008
This just in:

People in Canada suddenly realize that freedom of speech includes the freedom of people to say something you might not like.

People in Canada also realize that there is nothing in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms giving them the right not to be offended.

The Canadian Government drafts a document called "The Charter of Duties and Responsibilities" and incorporates it into the Constitution.
on Jun 03, 2008
More to follow:

People in the USA suddenly realize that freedom of speech includes the freedom of people to say something you might not like.

People in the USA also realize that there is nothing in the Constitution or the Bill of Rights giving them the right not to be offended.
on Jun 03, 2008
Al Gore says he will stop bitching about Global Warming if he allowed to be president for a year.
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