A strange energy source has swept the Galaxy, causing an unusual outbreak of original thought, common sense and honesty ... our scientists will keep an eye on the effects of this ........
- XYZ News recently renamed itself Advert Income Corp.
- At the ongoing Presidential Campaign, candidates announced that popular Issues and concerns were not the central plank of their campaigns, having great dental jobs and baby kissing techniques was.
- Toothpaste manufacturers cancelled all their campaigns estolling the new enhanced features in the pipeline, announcing the need to "just use the damn stuff if you want clean teeth"
- Internet boards have gone strangely quiet as a wave of "anti ego drivel" swept through board members
- Industrial Gases companies supplying various gases for areas such as Bars and Hospitals renamed themselves as XXX Cylindar Rental Corp
- On the secretive closed Planet of Toria, its Global news revealed they were in fact a Race of rampent "friendly" rabbits
- The bottom dropped out of the Fashion Industry and leading figures and models declared "who the hell cares?"
Any other reports of this strange phenomina posted here will aid our scientists in their efforts to return to our usual dream world like position
Regards
Zy